Top Six Signs the Herman Cain Campaign is Just About Over:

6. Cain just confided to an aide: "Don't tell anyone, but if my campaign had been a horse, I would have shot it weeks ago!"

5. When asked about accusations against her husband, Cain's wife said: "I know my husband Henry and believe what he tells me. Plus, he knows that if I caught him fooling around, he'd have to spend the rest of his life sleeping with one eye open!"

4. Exasperated, Cain told reporters: "Let he who has not made a pass at a woman in a car, cast the first stone!"

3. When questioned about Libya, Cain responded: "Are you sure you don't mean Liberia? I have a really good response about Liberia!"

2. When asked by someone else about Obama's particular handling of Libya, a more-prepared Cain responded: "I would have killed Gaddafi before Qaddafi...no, wait, I mean vice-versa!"

1. When asked about addressing the ongoing Israeli-Palestinian situation, Cain answered: "I don't have an easy answer, but in my previous job, extra cheese and mushrooms worked wonders!"


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